Saturday, May 9

Life is good.

Just woke up a bit ago from a really awful nightmare. Nothing too outlandish, just the usual - being chased by cops and bounty hunters aiming to kill me for doing nothing wrong, or else everything I've done wrong was a misunderstanding or a set-up, and trying to find myself someplace to hide in an endless, repeating metropolis, for hours or even days, and everything was in hyperjinx with me running, running, turning seemingly at random and going 'where they'll least expect,' or sometimes, going right where they'd expect just to mix things up, and after all the exhausting running, being caught in the end anyway and found guilty without anything I said in defiance being heard above the nattering nabobs of dreamland, who never seem to acknowledge you, as though they're programmed not to, and the judge sentenced me to hell forever, literally.

But then...


IN MY DREAM, I paused the action and pieced every key element of the nightmare back to its source in real life, and found that this time at least, they all matched up with movies I'd just watched (The Matrix, a special on Blue Whales, and others which are not in themselves important here or even necessarily scary), a real-life complex situation I'm in involving a friend and a large, sprawling metropolis, and the old dream-theme of one's inability to find my place of residence (similar to losing your car in a parking lot/carpark dream) and worrying that Jackson would starve to death without me (a variation that's been replacing the recurring dream of leaving my daughter somewhere or else having her at home alone while I can't find my car, or the way home; now that she's older, I think that's finally becoming less of a concern as I know she can fend for myself).

In the end, Matrix-like, I was able to 'bend the spoon' and put clown noses on all the bad guys and send them all away from me with waves of my hand, to stand up and blow the scenery away with a breath and to replace it with an island paradise with a certain woman by my side, and wake up a bit sweaty and trembling, maybe, but saying to myself "YES!" about the dream, which I had conquered myself and stopped running from. I controlled it! I contolled one of those f*ckers for once!

Life isn't so bad, sometimes.

Friday, May 8

New US Dollar Bill

Oldie but goodie Dido video.

Stupid YouTube won't let me embed it, so you have to go here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6iUd3WNwAI

I'm gonna find a way around that embedding disabling! I think maybe if I paste in the code for a normal, embeddable video, but then change the url for the song to a prohibited one, like the above link, it might work. Well, they've probably thought of that, but it's worth a try innit.

Thursday, May 7

Tidbits for an early Thursday.

Before I go to bed here I just wanted to jot some random things down.

1. A really good combo for wheat-ale lovers. The Colorado "Belgian-Style" wheat ale Blue Moon Belgian White is a tasty enough brew on its own, definitely above average. But it takes on a whole new character, as a waitress once kindly showed me, by squeezing and then dropping wedges of an orange into it. I knew my limes and lemons, but an orange? Sure enough, this beer, suitably chilled and in the correct glassware, transforms itself like Bowie between LPs when a bit of (preferably organic) orange is added. Don't ask me why; it just works. It's a great, unique flavor that I can't really even compare to any other ale. It's refreshing given the citrus involved, yet not a summer thirst-quencher. I'd say it's a taste best enjoyed in the crispness of autumn or winter, and if you like Belgian or wheat beers at all, you'll like this one. It doesn't demand that you prepare for some exotic new taste like, say, one of the Chimay ales would. It's a user-friendly ale with full flavor and the obligatory wedge of squeezed orange puts it over the top in my book. 6.5/10, verging on a 7 depending on the weather!

2. Disney: The 'D' stands for 'Dumbed down.' I recently noticed that Disney is marketing a film called Earth, in theatres everywhere no less, which is simply a severely edited version of the BBC's landmark documentary series Planet Earth. So far I've no other information on it other than it "follows the stories of four unique animal families." I look at this two ways: One, they've condensed and bastardised an epic documentary achievement to make a few bucks with the family-with-young-kids demographic, almost certainly dubbing over the original Attenborough narration with something more understandable and lame for young Americans, and changed the whole Earth-as-ecosystem timbre of the original epic for a series of heart-wrenching personal stories that may interest kiddos in the great cycle of life the way The Lion King did and yet do nothing for them or their yawning parents in the way of actual scientific understanding of these animals, all the while narrowing 14 hours of high-definition footage shot over five years into something well under two hours; OR, I can be positive and say something like, 'better the kids watch this and get an inkling of the trials of nature and the character of the real world than watch another psychedelic cartoon conceived only to babysit them whilst their parents snort coke in the other room.' I haven't decided which view I should take yet - it's probably prudent to think somewhere in the middle.

3. How on earth did Fleetwood Mac stay together as long as they did, and make the music they did? I'm talking about the famous second iteration of the band, with Americans Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks, along with Brits Christine and John McVie, and the ever-present namesake Mick Fleetwood. Think about it: Buckingham and Nicks were a long-time, feverishly-in-love couple who broke up just as they joined the band; John McVie was an alcoholic who estranged his wife Christine, who in return then went on to have a series of affairs with a number of people within the band's entourage, and Mick was the only sane one, except for the fact that he was almost totally insane. And they all wrote very personal songs about each experience and refrained from killing one another! This band churned out three to five great albums, depending on your tastes, and arguably the greatest album ever (certainly one of the bestselling the world over) - Rumours which last time I checked was just behind Pink Floyd's Dark Side of The Moon and Michael Jackson's Thriller in terms of 'real' total sales (a topic for another day), and still going, recently earning its 19x platinum badge in the USA. And I'm forced to agree, behind a few Smiths albums and Pink Floyd albums (and maybe tied with Brendan Perry's debut), it is one of the great albums of all time. Flawless. It's up there with Abbey Road and OK Computer in that competition. It's a perfect album - the worst track on it is better than more than 95% of albums' best track. This is my opinion of course, but you'd be hard pressed to find a critic who will disagree with me. Not that might makes right, and you're within your Magna Carta-granted rights to dislike the album for some reason, but then again, that's kinda like disliking The Clash's London Calling and exposing yourself as a complete noob to music and also a dork. Ok, sorry, that was a bit harsh. Anyways, two broken up couples and a man with what we would now call ADHD made one of the greatest albums in history. How is this possible? I suppose the same way four Beatles who couldn't stand one another made Abbey Road (IMO the greatest album ever), and four Smiths who couldn't stand one another made Strangeways, Here We Come (IMO the second greatest album ever). Five completely egomaniacal, genius, and completely dysfunctional musicians somehow made (IMO) the third greatest album ever (ok, maybe fourth behind PF - another horrific band chemistry-wise). Maybe it is adversity and living on the traumatic edge which truly dredges forth the greatness in people, and comfort is where art goes to die. Opinions?

4. What's the most fundamental concept of all? Philosophy, which purports to explore truths underlying all other things, yet relies upon assumptions and axioms or else it couldn't say a single thing; logic, which takes those axioms into account and acknowledges its limitations but makes superb sense within those boundaries, and underlies all of mathematics and science and indeed rationality itself; or physics, with its theories backed up by concrete, empirical examples, which can seemingly explain every phenomenon in the micro, normal, and macro worlds, at the beginning of time, in the present, and in the far-flung future, but cannot do two things: answer why things are set up the way they are, nor agree with itself across the board with a so-called "theory of everything": a unified quantum theory of gravity that postulates simples rules explaining everything from subatomic quarks to the formation of galaxy clusters, and especially the time when the two were essentially united - that is, in the first femtoseconds and microseconds of the big bang; or is it religion or spirituality, as defined as a demesne outside of experimental access - a realm of faith extending outside, underneath, and beyond reason. Or is it, as some might hold, pure mathematics, as the ultimate truth, incorporating order and chaos, complexity and entropy, and obviating the need for God or anything apart from its all-powerful reach (read Douglas Hoffstadter for more on this). What IS the fundamental layer of reality, if such a question has meaning at all? I'm asking because I really don't know. You can cheat and answer "cosmology," which is sort of a catch-all field incorporating all of the above, but to me that's not a satisfying answer. I've probably read thirty-plus books on cutting-edge cosmology from various perspectives written by various leading academics in their field, from Cambridge to Harvard, from Berkeley to Princeton to Oxford, and I still cannot make any sense of what "truth" is. I'm inclined toward the "logic" answer as per the Greeks, especially the Pythagoreans, but then again Pythagoras of Samos was a complete mystical nutter and all his followers tended to believe in the occult of number (in particular, ratios) as the basis of the rationality of truth. So I just don't know. Maybe it goes Philosophy (including religion or any belief system) > Rationality (logic, math) > Physics (relies on mathematics, after all). Then onto Chemistry > Biology > Physiology/Anatomy > Neurology > and back to Philosophy. Or where you want to build your castle, one depended, smaller layer atop a larger, more inclusive one. It's the bootstrapping at the very beginning, though, the need for beliefs/postulates/axioms or call them what you will, that bothers me. This is just faith, with nothing inevitable about it. How can anything rational from that point onward be taken seriously if the most fundamental, foundational layer of it all is just "let's assume these couple things are true." That's why ultra-rationalists like Dawkins and Dennet bug me, because they never seem to address that point. The universe doesn't HAVE to be rational; it could be absurd for all we know, and only appear rational and self-consistent within the limits of our measurements and experience, and in a small region surrounding our solar system or something. Unlikely, but there's no way at present to KNOW that it doesn't become completely absurd just beyond our grasp. That what David Lynch is always on about. And that's why I'm agnostic and not an atheist, no matter how hard Dawkins tries to convince me. I feel there is absolutely no way we can know The Truth, probably even by definition (see Kurt Goedel's incompleteness theorem). To "believe" anything, whether God at one end (capriciousness) or rationalism at the other (determinism), to me is an act of faith. There is no basis for choosing either, we simply don't know and in my view cannot ever know. Maybe I'll paint up an Agnostic Bus and drive it round London and see how many followers I get.

5. Swine flu. I'm really interested, a bit morbidly I'll admit but more in philosophical/"univeral organisational" terms, in immunology. I gobbled up The Hot Zone, The Demon in the Freezer, Darwin's Radio, and similar books, while also reading lots of nonfiction by Lynn Margulis, Nick Lane, Ernst Haeckel, and popular accounts of Louis Pasteur and his contemporaries. Bacteria and viruses are disgusting, but one insterested in the big picture must admit they are fascinating. Especially viruses, which seem to span that artificial border between life and non-life, possessing coding proteins ('purpose') but no means to replicate on their own (needing a host to procreate, thus lacking one of the hallmarks of evolutionary biology). What is all that about? You'll have to wait for my book, which speculates on the true nature of complexity, chaos, entropy, life, and the second law of thermodynamics for more ideas from me (which also takes care of the points in tidbit 4 in much more detail), but in the meantime, I still continue to devour the literature available in the professional journals and in popular books and documentaries - even magazines - on these topics. It gets to the heart of what we call "life" itself, and calls into question our cultural/species-based endmemic group-o-philic mores and puts them to the logic test - again, see tidbit 4.

6. Primeval has officially jumped the shark. One of my guilty pleasures in life - no, not Jessica Alba in the first season of Dark Angel or Scarlett Johanssen in Ghost World, nor even my early fascination with the Sorceress in He-Man, Madonna's first album with songs such as "Borderline" (pre-"Like a Virgin" days, mind you), nor yet even my early devotion to Men At Work's two brilliant (to me) LPs - was the BBC "paleontological" action/drama Primeval. Without going into dirty details, everything about the show was a bit low-budget and shoddy, but it had charm and chemistry and some semblance of nerdy educational value wrapped up in a hip package, all of which the producers have managed to surgically extract in seasons two and three by killing off more than half the team, including Douglas Henshall as Cutter, the only non-cliché character of the lot and the main reason for watching besides Abby Maitland (although I hear it was his decision to leave, seeing that the scripts were becoming sillier and sillier and might blemish his CV), replacing historically accurate fauna (for the most part faithfully reproduced by the CGI team responsible for the "Walking with Dinosaurs" series of documentaries), and informing the audience which geologic epoch and era such 'monsters' called home, while nescessarily weaving a drama and some rudimentary soap-opera elements into the whole contraption in order to suck everyone in - in other words a fairly brainy show on the level of Dr Who or Star Trek - The Next Generation. But since Cutter's death (sorry for any spoilers, sucks for you I guess), the show SUCKS BOLLOCKS, all in capitals, having turned into The A-Team with no Hannibal to lead them, and with B.A. Barracus and Murdock replaced by Abby (Hannah Spearritt in real life... yumm), and Connor (who cares what his name is in real life? ...emo bastard is engaged to Hannah now for real). And as much as I disliked "Stephen" in the first two series (I guess he'd be "Face" in my A-Team analogy), his replacements are even worse. The show has degenerated into a soap opera "Babylon AD"-level show with fictitious and "future-evolved" monsters now menacing the team, who no longer really even feel like a team, except for the excellently-played dour Home Office paper-pushing leader, James Lester (Ben Miller), which is saying something, as he was the guy you loved to hate in the first season whilst pulling for Cutter and his team. He's grown a pair or two (two?), and is a decent reason to keep watching, but to cut to the real chase, the only true reason to patronise this dying farce of a once-promising show is the steamy-hot Hannah Spearritt, if you're into mousy blonde waifs with green eyes of course, like I am. Other than that, it's pretty much time to find a new show. House, anyone? Oh wait, that's becoming the Foreman/Remy Hadley show now...

Wednesday, May 6

An always-interesting site.

WebMD

Swine Flue (H1N1)

For those living in the US, check out the CDCs well-done sites dedicated to this outbreak:
http://www.who.int/csr/disease/swineflu/en/index.html
http://www.who.int/csr/disease/swineflu/en/index.html

For those outside the US, I'd recommend your government's own site, which most countries probably have set up, or if not then the excellent but admittedly not as user-friendly or colorful WHO (World Health Organisation) site:
http://www.who.int/csr/disease/swineflu/en/index.html

Spread the word and let's beat this thing before it really takes off. At the least, don't spread false information or panic or horde Tamiflu or anything; just do your part to remain rational and follow sensible hygiene and cleanliness routines. And if you can spread good information like the above, then do so. Thanks!

Tuesday, May 5

Speaking of Herzog...

Werner is always awesome. Nuff said.

Monday, May 4

Other great directors?

I'm not as schooled in the old-timey directors as I should be, but I know Orson Welles, Cecil B. DeMille, John Ford, Jean-Luc Godard, Federico Fellini, John Huston, Akira Kurosawa, Ingmar Bergman, and Alfred Hitchcock were among the best. There are surely some really great ones that I need to learn about by taking more film classes (I took one to satisfy an elective in college but the teacher was totally wrong in his views and I got more frustrated than anything), and also paying attention to who directed what the next time I go through a long 'fest' of oldies again.

When I was younger the most I took from them outside of the movies themselves (which is after all the primary and most important meme or idea), were the actors, whom I could soon remember from other films and begin to build networks in my brain about whom I approved of, who I really liked, and who was distasteful. This would often guide what I would watch subsequently (or my mom, an "old movie" buff herself, would do the honors). But I didn't quite understand the powerful force that the director represented in the making of a film, and especially in how it turned out (along with the long-suffering editors, who do as much as anyone to shape a movie into a hit or a dud), so I rarely ever paid attention.

As far as directors who have worked in my era (1970s to the present) and continue to work, some of my favorites, besides Lynch who I already mentioned earlier, are Lars von Trier, Wim Wenders, Sofia Coppola, Christopher Nolan, Werner Herzog, Francis Ford Coppola, Ridley Scott, Stanley Kubrick, Jim Jarmusch, Ang Lee, Clint Eastwood, Michel Gondry, Guillermo del Toro, Alfonso Cuarón, and at times, Stephen Spielberg and Woody Allen, though neither of them are what they once were, having strayed outside their comfort zones in the 90s and 2000s a bit too often with too little to show for it.

And I'm surely forgetting as many or more as I'm listing. Feel free to help me out with your suggestions (old and new). I may reply to your reply with my own thoughts, but I would never belittle you for your taste, unless you come at me with Uwe Boll or Michael Bay. Then you're simply asking for it.

I admit my list is off the top of my head and also very light on foreign-language directors. As I said, I'm very willing to be educated on all the great directors from Spain, France, Hong-Kong, Italy, Sweden, Japan, Iran, Mexico, Holland, and everywhere else in the world... I'm still learning as I go. I hope you are too.

Directors I didn't forget, but who are not mentioned because I don't care for them (or maybe only like a film or two in their body of work and don't consider them "great" in any sense), include:

Tim Burton
Joel & Ethan Coen
Spike Jonze
Peter Jackson
Martin Scorcese
Stephen Soderbergh
Quentin Tarantino
Michael Mann
James Cameron
Sam Raimi
Zack Snyder
Paul Thomas Anderson
Ron Howard
Spike Lee
Brad Bird
John Lasseter
Frank Miller
Brian DePalma
Luc Besson
Mel Gibson

So, I'm not saying the above directors never made any good movies, many of them have made a few quite good movies. But they are not great directors in my opinion, though, were my blog actually read by a sizable audience, I'd surely encounter horribly heated arguments over people like Scorcese. But it's my blog and my opinion. I like a few of his films a lot, a few a little, and many not at all. His style, like Michael Mann's, never seems to change. Anyway, it's my list and no one else's so I can say what I like.

You are free (and encouraged) to have your say in the comments section. I enjoy agreement and disagreement equally. :)

Who is the best director ever?

The best director? Well for me of course it is David Lynch, and there's a country mile between him and anyone else. That's not to say there aren't other good directors. There are GREAT directors. Which makes my statement even more powerful; no one is playing in the same league as Mr. Lynch. He may disturb you, enlighten you, exuberate you in some undefined way, he may horrify you - but there is no-one like him, and I say that in a good way, an intellectual way. Where other directors take half-assed pretend jabs at challenging you (American Psycho, for example, which WAS admittedly quite intense), Lynch goes for the knockout, but never in an unsportsmanlike way. He plays fair. He doesn't bite your ear off like Mike Tyson.

If you survive, you do it with honor and a newfound possession of what it means to be one of these strange human beings we are, and he'll be the first to congratulate you. I don't believe there has been anyone quite like him, in the past, or at present. He plays games with your mind, but in a way such that he's really not playing any games at all, not like so many other directors that use "abstraction" as Art or only try to engage/provoke you at an emotional level. Or, even solely at an intellectual level. Lynch goes at you spiritually and philosophically, like an unforgiving Zen Master, like Joshu. He really believes in what he does, and his style is both dreamy, eerie, and yet familiar in a nagging way. As one journalist put it, "suddenly you are confronted with a red room and a dwarf and a blue cube and the direction you thought the story was going shifts entirely. The key to the entire puzzle is supposed to lie within that blue box, which you can't open, just like you can't run in a dream. You don't want to believe that the true universe, outside of the movie, is really like this, but you suspect increasingly strongly that it is, and henceforth the film ceases to be just a film." Powerful stuff coming from a 'mere' film director.

Here is what looks like an interesting, if somewhat academic, read on the man: http://tinyurl.com/dge5al

Still, might as well just get all his movies and watch them 10 times each, you'll have as much idea as anyone about them; but more importantly, you'll have a unique and plausible interpretation that is like no one else's. To a degree this is true with all good films (bad films spell out what they are about, sometimes hitting you rudely over the head more than once so you don't miss the point), but Lynch's films give new meaning to the phrase "open to interpretation." Though they are not, I repeat NOT, completely abstract, or weird just to be weird. That is the biggest mistake of all to make, thinking that. The more you watch, the more you truly do understand them, maybe in your own way in the details of the thing, but you begin to see things and interpret them in new ways that supercede your previous views. And there do seem to be universal, concrete elements in there - objective truths, as it were. But it takes a hell of a lot of effort on the part of the viewer to get to that kind of realization.

It's a bit like listening to your favorite music as you grow older and understand the world in a broader and deeper way; the songs (if they are good ones) will shift meanings coyly on you, and you will enjoy them for a different reason than you did before. You would never call them random or needlessly abstract or ambiguous, you'd just applaud and admire the artist for creating a framework in which you could construct your own interpretation, though still confined in the essentials by the artist's vision, which includes objective qualities. You can't simply interpret it "however you like," but there is leeway to allow for different human experiences. Thus, artist has not imposed his will on you per se; he has allowed you into his world to explore an idea or a situation with him. This is what a David Lynch film is like for me. Each viewing just takes me deeper, and doesn't invalidate my previous watchings, yet doesn't seem to ever bottom out to a point where I feel I've "gotten" all there is to get. I don't know what else you could ask for in a film-maker.

Björk Guðmundsdóttir.








Bowie, Shirley, Shirley, Monty, 13, Tim, Monty, Moz, Bono, Amy










Jackie.



Meta.






Shirley Manson.












David Lynch.






Emily Mortimer



Go to Fora.tv for the full interview.

Serious stuff.

First, thanks to a certain person who subscribed officially to my blog even though she didn't need to. The gesture is what counts. Another person never did it.

Now to serious things. I don't know exactly why the powers that be in the media block certain supposedly-free internet broadcasts from being shown in other countries. It's stupid right-wing fanaticism with votes or money to gain, obviously.

But if you can get them, and care about politics and real issues, please check out the following sites.

http://www.youtube.com/cspan -or- http://www.c-span.org ...the closest we get to free press in this stupid overmarketed, oversexed, over-businessed county I live in.

http://fora.tv ...Just begun checking this one out, but it seems outspoken and truthful.

http://www.politicalbase.com/profile/Stephanie%20Condon/blog/&blogId=2040 ...18 suicides per day just amongst American veterans. Who needs to drill into your freaking heads that WAR is the most horrible thing in the world?

http://tinyurl.com/c9umfn ...my favorite director, admittedly in fragmented form on some YouTube url, probably just as he would want it. I want his hair when I get older. Génie.

C'est tout pour aujourd'hui. Je vous souhaite paix et d'amour, et des yeux pour voir.

Sunday, May 3

After depressing posts, you have to put up girl pics.

...that's my new rule.

Olivia Wilde (Dr. Remy Hadley, aka "Thirteen," on House, MD)






Aishwarya Rai (modeling, Bollywood actress, former Miss World)



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