From deep in the archives... "Happy Lovers United" (Morrissey, 1988)

Happy Lovers United

Happy lovers

Back together

Oh, and I do feel proud

Happy lovers reunited

Oh, and I do feel proud now

I'm not the type to boast, as you know 

Though it was me who brought them back together 

He is so kind, and she is so clever 

But they don't want me now 

Hanging around

Happy lovers, at last 

At last united 

Happy lovers, at last 

United

I rang to her to explain 

Of how he really wants to see you again 

I said more or less the same thing to him too 

Which wasn't true 

And now they walk hand in hand

All is planned with the silent glimpse 

I believe that only lovers share 

And I'm proud to have done something good

For once in my life


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Another rare song: "Lifeguard On Duty"