The Metaplane

You Should Be A Poet You craft words well, in creative and unexpected ways. And you have a great talent for evoking beautiful imagery... Or ...

Which fucked-up genius composer are you? Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar genius, with equal passion for the most d...

This site simply PWNS with a capital O. Paleo-Future a look into the future that never was Be sure to check out the series of German postcar...

"Where Do They Make Balloons?" (Flansburgh/Linnell) Marmalade's from Scotland Rugs from Pakistan Mexico has jumping beans And ...

"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (Flansburgh/Linnell) I'm your only friend I'm not your only friend But I'm a little glowing ...

Hmm. None of the red bars are showing up in any of these quizzes even though I pasted the code in correctly. I wonder if the server moved th...

You have a 75% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak You will probably end up killing a few zombies and saving some innocent people, but y...

Your Score Is.... 100%! Congratulations, you scored in the highest percentile. You don't let very many mispronunciations slip by. No ...

Which God or Goddess are you like? Your Result: You are your own God or Goddess Sorry to say, i have no answer that fits you. You are your...

You Are 100% Genius! You did very well on this quiz, and it seems that you are indeed a genius. Congratulations on achieving a great score...

You know the Bible 87%! Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the ...

You Feel Like You Don't Fit In 91% Of The Time You struggle, because you have not found your place. You wonder if you ever will. The ...

You paid attention during 100% of high school! 85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that...

You are 96% Knowledgable regarding US State Capitals! Excellent Work! Nicely Done! Thank you for taking this quiz. Be sure to check out...

John Dee. I want to pass out Pass out and expire Never wake up to this painful place Never open my eyes to its disgrace I try To do the best...

I triple my efforts in the face of adversity. No one can silence me, I speak a lingua franca And all brothers and sisters who understand Don...

Aryana No red? No black? Shove her in the back White & Blue This one's a Jew Throw him on the stack Black White Wrong and right Puri...

Triptych The moon glowed gold tonight like A tooth in the sky, curved to rend the flesh Or just a horn of plenty gone to find itself some re...

Oh Deer! I was at my computer bright and early in the morning, just shortly after dawn, and what do I see just outside my window? Deer. This...

QUIZ Name the only major city in the world to have had three different well-known names (i.e., names it was known by while being a major cit...

UNTITLED Is it too late to be a doctor A photographer Or an author? Why should anyone even bother To be a scientist Or a philosopher? Becaus...

Syd Barrett (6 January 1946 – 7 July 2006) Remember when you were young? You shone like the sun. Missed his birthday a bit now it's been...

"I Know Very Well How I Got My Name" (Morrissey) A child in a curious phase A man with sullen ways Oh, I know very well how I got ...

Cauduceus. I recently watched a six-part documentary series on PBS called RX For Survival. Not the snappiest name, but it was a very well-m...

Love is the answer That brings out the living

(For Susannah) Straight arrow answers are never so straight Truth told for art's sake is false and unkind Only in watching and seeing an...

Taking a break. I just don't feel into blogging right now. I'm staying off my computer more, trying to get outside, trying to work o...