Friday, November 20

My future wife :^)

Marissa Mayer. Age 34. Lives in Northern California. Loves Cupcakes. Cute as a button. Stanford graduate, masters in computer science. First female engineer hired by Google (as a programmer). Currently VP of Google Search Products, one of eight original employees left in the company and 4th in the pecking order behind founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page, and CEO Eric Schmidt. Rumored to be worth almost $1 Billion on shares alone. Salary unknown.




Think she'll leave her new bigshot real estate mogul husband and give me a shot? This woman LIVES in the penthouse of the San Francisco Four Seasons luxury hotel, as well as having several houses around the world. Then again, I'm told I can be charming....

If she does give me a chance, maybe I can get one of those cars below!

Here she is on the great Charlie Rose show.

9 comments:

billybytedoc said...

And I have some Ocean Front property for sale in Arizona......

Metamatician said...

I'm sure we'll be able to afford that, too! Where in Arizona?

Hans said...

She lives on a completely different planet so it would be impossible to try.

Metamatician said...

Pessimists.

Mandula said...

Different planet? Not a big deal. All you need is a super-duper spaceship.

Shall I lend you my ship...? It also has some bigbang missiles especially for bigshot moguls. ;) :)

Metamatician said...

Thanks Mandula! I'll take you up on your offer =)

Metamatician said...

Ms. Mayer and I will be by to visit you and your family in Budapest just as soon as I can win her over...

Maybe we can convince you all to move to California? We could certainly use a good Hungarian restaurant in Santa Rosa. :)

Hans said...

Hungarian Restaurant sounds good!

Mandula said...

:)

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