Friday, December 26

What dog breed are you? I'm a Border Collie! Find out at Dogster.com

Hmm. Don't think I like that one.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Me too. WTF.

Anonymous said...

make that: WTF?

Metamatician said...

Must be rigged!

*Trudges off to work on REAL quiz*

Hans said...

I'm a Labrador Retriever like Bill Cosby, Jackie Onassis, Dr. Phil, and David Beckham. Apparently not totally rigged.

Metamatician said...

That's a much better one.

Unknown said...

Golden Retriever

The Charmer

Laid-back, sociable and well-groomed, you've got your own hip little pack of groupies who just love to be around you. You have a brain inside that adorable little head of yours, though you use it mostly to organize your hectic social calendar. You never poop out at parties, and since you're popular with ladies and men, as well as children and adults, you dish out your wit, charm and luck to whomever is close enough to bask in it. The top dog likes you and wants to be your best friend, despite the fact that he doesn't really know what the heck you do. No one does, in fact, but everyone loves you all the same. A true foodie, you’ve got your keen ears fine-tuned to make sure you don't miss out on the opening of a trendy new place to nosh. But your youthful days of being able to wolf down food 24-7 are wagging behind you, meaning you've got to watch what you eat so you don’t pull a Brando and outgrow your coats.

FAMOUS GOLDEN RETRIEVERS: Bono, Robert Redford, Joe Montana, Julia Roberts

LIKELY PROFESSIONS: Journalist, Intelligence Agent, Venture Capitalist
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Hmm, Possibly the Brando bit is correct.

Metamatician said...

It's saying you're a dumb blonde, Raels.

Anonymous said...

I am a

Bulldog

The Comedian

You may look like the troublemaker of the pack, but it turns out your tough guy mug is worse than its bite. You're really a softie, loyal to your friends and family and A-OK with meeting new pooches, but you prefer to do so with a high-five instead of a paw-shake. Proud of your great sense of humor, you've got a whole litter of jokes you draw from to keep the mood playful and the positive energy alive. A perfect afternoon for you involves a leisurely stroll with a pal, followed by a little downtime in an easy chair with a frosty can of brew and a remote control within easy fetching distance. You shed accusations of being lazy, knowing perfectly well that you're kenneling the energy you might need for... well... something. Learn more »

FAMOUS BULLDOGS: Ellen DeGeneres, Whoopi Goldberg, Jack Black, George W. Bush

LIKELY PROFESSIONS: Comedian, Firefighter, Racecar Driver, Bartender

:)

Metamatician said...

Cool, bulldogs are cute!

Except for the Goerge Bush part, I'd say that's a good one.

Hey, just thought of something...

Bulldog ... Boldog ... coincidence??

Anonymous said...

Lol, you found a secret. :D

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