"Hi Hans! Since you're learning about the world now, my friend Paul and I thought we'd help you out a bit. Here are some real animals that big people see everyday outside. Since you're an indoor cat, though, you'll probably never get a chance. Just trust me, though, they're real."
"Well that's all for today, but I may have some more
pranks lessons for you soon. Don't bother asking anyone else about this stuff, they can't be relied upon to tell you the truth. Have a good day!"
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