Friday, June 15

ANIMALS!

Which animals do you currently find most fascinating? Not necessarily the most beautiful, desirable to own as a pet, or anything else. Just interesting in some way, and give a brief reason.


I'll do mine right now so you can see what I mean. I'll choose five. How many you choose and how much you want to say about each is up to you.

Cats - big and small. The behaviors of all cats are so similar - you can watch a tiger preparing to ambush an animal and it looks almost exactly like a scaled up version of your housecat getting ready to pounce on a fake mouse. Also, they're the most "owned" pets in the world - and yet they have hardly been domesticated in the way dogs, cattle, sheep, and so on have. They have retained their wild behaviors and independence for the most part and seem more to be our buddies than our pets. Cats that are allowed in and out actually choose to be with us. And what's going on in their heads (if anything much) always beguiles me when I watch them staring at something. I also like their sleekness, reaction time, leaping ability, gracefulness, and speed. They are models of efficiency - as long as they are allowed to roam and play and are not overfed like their owners probably are.

Octopus, cuttlefish, and squid. These fascinate me because they seem to be the most intelligent invertebrates on the planet. In fact, the only intelligent invertebrates. And that gives us a whole other perspective on what complex or intelligent behavior really means. They're related to slugs and snails by way of an ancient limpet, and yet have independently evolved problem-solving behaviors much like many totally unrelated vertebrates did. Their alien looks and ability to change the color and texture of their skin, for camouflage or displays, is amazing and unparalleled in the animal kingdom. And we really know very little about them compared to most large animals, especially those on land. How smart are they really? How big do they get when you get WAY down there? No one really knows for sure. And squid taste good too with a little lemon and tartar sauce.

Orcas. We're really just learning how complex their societies are, how intelligent they are, and how fierce they can be while also being capable of extreme gentleness. They can kill a great white shark, but can be trained so humans can ride on their backs or be pushed through the water by their nose. They hunt in packs and display coordinated behavior, like rocking icebergs in sync to get sea lions to slide off, and riding the surf in to catch beachcombing seals at unawares. They've been worshiped by Pacific Northwest Native American peoples for millennia. Their coloration is striking. Like whales they have complex vocalizations which seem to vary regionally, like accents or dialects. There's just so much more to learn about these "wolves of the sea."

Great apes. Mountain gorillas, lowland gorillas, chimpanzees, bonobos, and orangutans are our closest living relatives on the planet. Most are dangerously close to extinction in the wild. I could spent hours talking about what it means to preserve them both for their own sake and for our enjoyment, fascination, and study. Comparing similar but different brains and anatomy, tool-use, and the like gives us better insight on ourselves, and our evolutionary past. Plus they fascinate me with their obvious (to me) sentience/self-awareness, their graceful braciation (excluding gorillas), extraordinary dominance displays, extreme gentleness at other times, curiosity, ferocity, familial and societal structure and rules, and on and on. I think anyone not fascinated by great apes most not be interested in animal or human behavior and origins much.

Ants. I hate ants but they are fascinating. In a sense they don't really act like individual organisms so much as the colony seems to act like a single superorganism. From tiny individual creatures without much more than a rudimentary nervous system and certainly no complex thought, genetically programmed for a few simple behavior rules, larger emergent behaviors arise that seem inexplicable from a reductionist point of view. One can view an ant like a neuron in this sense. No one would argue an individual neuron has intelligence, but a whole lot of them following fairly simples rules gives rise to sentient beings like ourselves. Colonies of ants can wage war, attack large birds, reptiles, and mammals and return the goods to the colony with the logistical precision of an army, they harvest aphids for their milk (in a sense herding them like cattle), and I could go on and on. Where does this emergent semi-intelligent behavior come from, when its constituent operative units are so utterly stupid? That's an interesting question with wide implications.

So that is one example how you might answer this question. Or however you wish - I'm just curious to see what people think are "interesting" animals rather than the usual "what're your favorite animals," to which boys always answer snakes, sharks, spiders, pit bulls, and dinosaurs, while females reply with koalas, pandas, kitty-cats, miniature dogs, and dolphins. Ok, that was obviously a joke and a massive generalization, but I'm sure you understand what I mean. People usually answer emotionally. I'm more interested in how you perceive the animal kingdom with your intellectual curiosity.

10 comments:

JOVIAN said...

NOT proboscus monkeys

seriously, though,

Cats definitely top the list because they rule. nuff said. After that,

Hawks and falcons (and eagles to an extent). they have such majesty and are exotic. falconeering - what more do you need to say. Next,

Monkeys because it's easy to empathise with them (all primates really) and they're mischievous and cute.

I'm sure there're others i'm missing but can't think of them right now. Of course if you're talking about which animals taste the best...

Metamatician said...

Lol. That's a separate topic!

There IS a "which foods and drinks would you take with you to a desert island for a year" question on Mom's blog recently. You should leave your two cents on that one.

We even got Bill and a lady from England to chime in. Guess everyone likes food.

Hans said...

ha ha ha Disillusionist - taste the best...uh, not exactly in good "taste" in this post, but have to admit it's off-the-wall funny, and you are excused because you are learning to be a Chef!

I have to leave out domesticated animals if I'm to be honest about which ones are the most fascinating.

First and foremost is the dolphin family, which as most people know includes the Orca. Dolphins come in all types..just checked and couldn't believe that there are 40 species of dolphin. They are also closely related to whales and porpoises (which i thought was a kind of dolphin, and that seems to be debateable). Anyway, they are very intelligent mammals that have a complex language, live in pods up to 12 individuals, etc. More on dolphins can be found on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin. Here's something else:
The year 2007 has been declared as (International) Year of the Dolphin by the United Nations and United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP).[23] The idea was launched by the UN's Convention on Migratory Species and the Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society (WDCS).
Cool article that just came out: http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/428174,dolphin061407.article

I saw this on TV and it's incredible how other dolphins helped out even. It's about a deaf dolphin giving birth (they are so dependent on communication. Read it, it's great.

2nd Place Animal would be the Primates - the Bonobo Chimp being our closest relative. I could watch them all day and would love to hold a baby bonobo or get to know a family somehow.

3rd Place goes to the Horse. They have been used, abused, prized, and give so much pleasure for their grace, beauty, and ability to be domesticated and let you ride on them! It's like flying in the wind when you get the cantering just right. Nothing like it except maybe riding a whale? Cutest horse to me is the Haflinger! Take a look: http://www.haflingerhorses.com/

Anonymous said...

Nobody seems to like Dogs.

Poor dogs!

I do.

Metamatician said...

OK, for you then, what are your favorite breeds of dogs? Like maybe around five.

Anonymous said...

Cotons, Cotons, Cotons,Cotons, Cotons.

Metamatician said...

Always shirking the rules aren't you... If you were in my class I'd take a ruler to your knuckles for that kind of cheek!

Next time you get to have a nice little visit with the Vice Principle.

Sara said...

Well cats of course. They are my friends after all... but my favourites are birds of all kinds. Especially owls which have always held a deliciously shivery fascination for me since childhood. It took me several years to understand that owls were in fact birds. When I was small I thought they were a strange species of their own. I also used to wake my parents in terror if I heard one in the night. These days I still get a kind of joyous shiver from the rare, bloodcurdling shrieks of the occasional passing barn owl. They're like beautiful silent ghosts as they glide by on a moonlit night.

Also bats. They are amazing! Radar operated flying mice. It's great if you can actually hear them too. That incredibly high pitched flutey chattering, though it's said that as we age we're less able to hear those kinds of sounds, so I'm probably deaf to much of it now. Good insect guzzlers too.

Metamatician said...

A "deliciously shivery fascination" eh? Say No More!

Owls are really cool I agree. When my wife and I were together we lived out in the country and had a huge oak tree in the back. The was a hollow in the tree where a family of owls nested - maybe barn owls, maybe saw-whet, I never really got a good look at one, but I could hear those suckers all night. Cute and creepy and mysterious and all that at first, but when I got insomnia it just made me even more miserable. Because as soon as they'd finally knock off near dawn, the crow community would start taking their places along the telephone wire, and this one in particular hated me personally. I know they're not supposed to be able to do stuff like that but I know this one did. He had the timing don't just right so that when they had all stopped chattering for a smidge, I'd start to fall back to sleep and right then BAM! The loudest squawk of all, close to the window. And then later it what the roosters all setting each other off like firecrackers scattered about a room.

As much as I love the country, there are a few things I DON'T miss. And I'm not a bird fan really. I'm curious about them and like to identify the ones that come round, but they're loud without asking and they defecate too accurately. I'll stick with cats and cuttlefish, thank you.

Metamatician said...

Christ, "down" for 'don't', and "was" for 'what', and a handful of other typos. I'm pants lately at the keyboard. Too early here still.

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