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Thursday, May 17

Choose your cows!

I will now present you with an assortment of cows, of which you will have to pick your favorite five. Why five? Because I know how hard it is to pick a single cow - they're all so tempting. I've tried to include a little something for every type of cow aficionado out there: those who like calves, fans of big strapping bulls, bulging udder groupies. I'll give them names so you can refer to them easily in your comments, in which you will list your top five! I'll list mine once a few others have contributed.

And now for the contenders...

Paul.

Dennis.

Jacob.

Insomnia bin Laden.

World B. Free.

Ancient Moo Moo.

VegetaBull.

Norman.

Big Baa.

Calvin.

Earhart.

Mindy.

Sir Sirloin.

Ewan.

Chester.

Francois.

Alastair.

Heathcliff.

Tiny Moo Moo.

12 comments:

Hans said...: First I thought, "how can I choose just one?", then I sighed in relief because 5 will be easy.

In order of preference:
Ewan for his appreciation of hair style
Calvin for the cutest face
Mindy for the sweetest
Big Baa for daring to be original
and finally......
Dennis because we are becoming good pen pals.; May 18, 2007
Metamatician said...: Orrrr hor hor, thanks! I knew I one of the best ones!!!! Wait till I tell TMM.

-D; May 18, 2007
Metamatician said...: By the way we have to be pencil-pals because in my grade they don't let us use pens yet.

-D; May 18, 2007
Hans said...: Honorable mention to Heathcliff, that horny guy - he's not afraid to show his true feelings.; May 18, 2007
Metamatician said...: I'll give "the community" one or two more days to list their five favorites (doesn't have to be in order) before giving mine. Hop to it! Udders are starting to leak and the bootycakes are dropping...; May 18, 2007
Anonymous said...: Hey, I did it but it didn't show up!!!; May 19, 2007
Anonymous said...: OK, I'll try again.

Norman, nice environment.

Mindy, sweet.

Sir Sir, salty.

Paul, nice tongue.

Earhart, obvious.; May 19, 2007
Metamatician said...: Hmm, sorry it ate your first post ByteDoc.

My Runners up are Jacob, for having the best udder, Heathcliff for his magnificent horns, and Chester because he looks tough, almost like a Balrog with those down-turned horns. I'd hate to get him in the "running of the bulls."

Now for the top 5.

5. Ancient Moo Moo. Since he was the progenitor of all these other cows, he needs to be recognized. Plus I heard they used to lived 400 years or more back then, that's pretty cool.

4. Ewan. Love the retro mop, and I'll best he's got the best scouse accent of them all. Must take him an hour each morning just to do his hair. A bit of a poof, but I'll bet the ladies dig it too.

3. Sir Sirloin. This cow is truly an altruist. He's given us some steaks from his fridge to keep up well-fed during the competition. Everytime I see those things I cast a longing eye over to my kitchen trying to remember if I have anything I could grill. Mmmmm.

2. Big Baa. He probably wandered in by mistake and then was called "original" and "daring" for being different, for lending some postmodern irony to the show. In reality of course he was just too stupid to know there was even a show going on, but nevertheless he always seems to be in the right place at the right time and give the funniest quotes.

1. Tiny Moo Moo. He may be a bit of a goody-goody all in white, and a bit bland the way people who go to church get after awhile, but after all he is the original character in the cow game and to not include him would hurt his feelings, although he wouldn't show it. Dennis gets all the limelight with his antics, and gives his brother enough grief as it is, so TMM, this one's for you!; May 19, 2007
radiogirl said...: I love Mindy, but I'm afraid she will end up just like Sir Sirloin.; May 21, 2007
Metamatician said...: Don't worry, I'll protect her with a special invisibility forcefield so the veal monsters out there can't find her.; May 21, 2007
JOVIAN said...: hmm, have to go with:

Ancient Moo Moo
Norman
(damnit big baa, get outta there)
Calvin
Ewan
Heathcliff

oh yeah, is Francois the turkey or the cow?; June 25, 2007
Metamatician said...: Like your choices! I almost voted for Norman too. He's cute. Calvin, Ewan, and Heathcliff all look like nice boys. Ancient Moo Moo is a must. He's the OG of the feed lot.; June 25, 2007

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